Prototype: Like a Boss

Cross: Mr. Mercer thanks for coming to your performance review.

Alex: No problem.

Cross: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Alex: Absolutely, I'm the boss.

Cross: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of "the boss".

Alex: Well the first thing I do is:

STALK ON BLACKWATCH (Like a Boss)

APPROVE PLANS (Like a Boss)

LEAD INFECTED (Like a Boss)

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (Dana: Like a Boss)

DIRECT KILLFLOW (Like a Boss)

MY OWN PLAYGROUND (Like a Boss)

MICRO-MANAGE (Like a Boss)

PROMOTE BLACKLIGHT (Like a Boss)

HIT ON KAREN (Like a Boss)

GET REJECTED (Like a Boss)

SWALLOW SADNESS (Like a Boss)

SEND SOME THREATS (Like a Boss)

CALL UP DANA (Like a Boss)

CRY DEEPLY (Like a Boss)

DEMAND SOME ICE CREAM -Lulz- (Like a Boss)

CONSUME SOME PEOPLE (Like a Boss)

HARRASSMENT CLAIM (Karen: Like a boss)

NO FRIENDS (Like a Boss)

5TH OF VODKA (Like a Boss)

CRAP ON KAREN'S DESK (Like a Boss)

BUY SOME BLOODTOX (Like a Boss)

IN MY MOUTH (Like a Boss)

Oh heck man I can't freaking do it CRAP!

CHICKEN OUT (Like a Boss)

PUKE ON KAREN'S DESK (Like a Boss)

JUMP OUT THE WINDOW (Like a Boss)

SLIT GREENE'S WRIST (Like a Boss)

SCORE SOME REDLIGHT (Like a Boss)

CRASH A CAR (Like a Boss)

SLIT MY OWN WRIST (Like a Boss)

EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS (Like a Boss)

CHOP MY ARM OFF (Like a Boss)

BLACK OUT IN THE STREETS (Like a Boss)

MEET A SUPREME HUNTER (Like a Boss)

STAB ITS BRAINS OUT (Like a Boss)

HIJACK A JET (Like a boss)

BOMB GENTEK (Like a Boss)

CRASH INTO THE WATER (Like a Boss)

NOW I'M DEAD (Like a boss)

Cross: ...Uh-huh...sooo, that's an average day for you then?

Alex: No doubt.

Cross: You chop your arm off and die?

Alex: Heck yeah.

Cross: And I think that-uh one point you said there about slitting your own wrist?

Alex: Nope.

Cross: Actually I'm pretty sure you did.

Alex: Naah that ain't me.

Cross: Okay well this has been eye-opening for me.

Alex: I'm the boss.

Cross: Yeah, no I got that you said it about 400 times.

Alex: I'm da bawss.

Cross: YEAH YEAH I GOT IT.

Alex: I'm the boss D:

Cross: NO I HEARD YA! SEE YOU LATER.

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LIKE A BOSS.